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The media is now in possession of leaked CCTV footage of the reception which clearly shows Tareq Salahi, a self-outed Polo mint addict who once sued his own mother, dishing out sample miniature bottles of plonk from his Chateaux de Piss vineyard in North Dakota while his high maintenance asset trophy slut wife Chlamydia – a former masseuse at Soggy Bottom’s Rug and Tug Happy Ending Massage Salon – posed for photographers alongside various Ivy League closet homo’s representing the Rockefeller Foundation.
Chlamydia, who won Nashville’s prestigious Miss Tennessee Trailer Trash Slut award in 1998 after turning bottle blonde – and a few tricks – went on to take first place in the 2001 Miss Bourgeoisie Philistine competition – following which Vanity Fair described the gold-digging slapper as ‘having her head so far up her own arse it’s a wonder she can still breath’.
Tareq Salahi, regarded by business associates as that ‘dingbat in an Oxford shirt and Y-fronts’, was a regular habitué of the Soggy Bottom red light district and proposed to Chlamydia after a whirlwind romance lasting two hours, then flying off to Vegas to marry her the next day after she promised him a three-hole matrimonial surprise.

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Miley Cyrus wore a prostitute costume to her birthday party on Wednesday.
The singer-and-actress turns 17 on Monday, but organised an early 80s-themed bash to celebrate.
Cyrus decided to dress as Julia Robert’s sex worker character in movie Pretty Woman, much to the surprise of the other guests.
The party was held at Canal Room on West Broadway, Manhattan, and Cyrus was treated to a performance by the cast of hit show Rock of Ages.
“Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her,” a source told the New York Post newspaper.
“But I’m not sure who was more into Constantine – Miley or her mother.”
Between performances of the show’s songs, Cyrus took lead star Constantine Maroulis to the front of the stage and danced – with Tish unable to stop herself from joining in.

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Procurement of weapons has never been a problem for the Taliban. While many weapons are smuggled to the Taliban from Iran, China and other black market sources, the Taliban may be cultivating a new source – Russia. One wonders if Omar and his cohorts are reminding the Russians of the American aid to the Afghan Mujahideen where the United States sent stinger missiles and rocket propelled grenades to Afghanistan, and how those munitions were vital in the defeat of the Russians in the Russian Afghanistan War of 1979-1989. And then Omar could say, “Want to get even?”
Whatever the Taliban’s evolving strategy, they won’t announce it on prime time national news and we’ll have to guess. It’s a pity that they don’t have to guess at our strategy.
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Jay Leno, on NBC’s Jay Leno Show last week: “A lot of criticism over Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu trading her vote on health care for $300 million. Glenn Beck called her a high-class prostitute. Rush Limbaugh called her the most expensive prostitute in the history of prostitutes, and Eliot Spitzer called and asked for her phone number.”

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